“Jedi Master Jonba Hehol was one of the founders of the UK Church of the Jedi.
His friends and family know him as 36-year-old hairdresser Barney
Jones. He was giving a TV interview in his back yard last week when a
man wearing a Darth Vader helmet and a black trash bag leapt over the
fence and began attacking him!
Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably
being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his
opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending
himself.After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun
reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the
camera crew and a hairdresser.”
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