Awkward Microsoft Store Dances Are Why I Shop Online

Gizmodo: “These staffers at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, CA might seem really excited, but the clearly rehearsed dance routine comes across more like some kind of Stockholm syndrome.”

Vampires Can’t Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner

LOL!!

i09:

“Today’s vampires have very little in common with each other, but can they still take over the world? This video puts Dracula, Edward Cullen, Angel, and Sesame Street’s The Count in the same room as they plot to overthrow humanity.”

Al Franken kicks eleventy-million kinds of ass in health-care hearing

Boing Boing: “Watch Senator Al “Kick-Ass” Franken wipe up the floor with this health-care-lobby shill from the Hudson Institute who claimed that
universal healthcare would increase medical bankruptcies. This is the perfect mix of being sensible and being devastatingly sarcastic, and I
love him for it. Go Al!”

VOTD: How Transformers 2 Should Have Ended

/Film: “You knew it was bound to happen, the guys at How It Should Of Ended have finally gotten to Michael Bay’s Sci-fi action sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. There are so many ways Revenge of the Fallen should have ended. After the jump you can watch a video with a handful of possibilities.”

Hitler finds out Balloon Boy was a Hoax

Why do these never get old?

Blade vs. Batman

More brilliant editing…

Rather Good Fallout 3 Machinima

RPS:

“Thanks to Jun Shen Chia for sending in a link to this first episode of what proposes to be an ongoing series made in Fallout 3, which I’ve
posted below. Further episodes can be found here. I have to admit it’s been a while since I’ve paid any attention to the machinima scene, so do feel free to send in other efforts that are out there on the web. This particular piece is by Drakortha Productions, a chap who has done a whole bunch of game movies before now.”

Half-Life 2 Audio Replaced by modder’s voice

This is hylarious…

RPS:

“So the internet has a new greatest thing. Earth’s best human, Trase, has created a Half-Life 2 mod where he replaces nearly all the game’s sounds with his own voice. And yes, it’s just as good as that sounds. Every weapon, vehicle, explosion, and enemy sound is now the vocal stylings of this lunatic modder. See below. Please, see below.

He’s nailed the shotgun. It’s spot on. Many sounds are. Others are just hilariously silly. Sadly he stopped short of dubbing over the character and NPC voices, for the remarkable reason that, “it would sound dumb.” Um…

It’s properly awesome, and you can get the mod from here. I’d love it if he’d also replaced the Combine’s squealy-beep noise, but then I want everything and I’m not prepared to pay. So, watch this. Then express amazement. Thanks to radomaj for the awesome tip.”

Stormtroopers will “never forget”

LOL…..

Derren Brown predicts the lottery – and gets it right!

This Brit mental magician / showman is possibly my favorite ever…and now this…

Boing Boing: Earlier this week, UK mentalist Derren Brown predicted the winning lottery numbers on live television. It was a neat trick, and people are still trying to figure it out.

Later today, Brown is going on TV to show how he really did it.